Your dad rocked flannel before you did and he’s still got a closet of Pendleton to prove it. This testosterone weave was the body armor for his daily adventures. It was tough like the calluses on his hands and sexually irresistible like his beard. When the God of Manhood first created it on his Bigfoot femur bone loom in the backwoods of the Northwestern territory, he created it in your dad’s image. Ever wonder why most flannels are plaid? Your dad made it that way because the random association of colors helped mask the blood, oil and life that splattered onto his shirt while he TKO’ed existence with his awesomeness.
So hipsters, next time you’re slipping emaciated arm and body into lumberjack uniform for an apathetic day of attempting manhood, remember this…
Your dad gave flannel the tough woodsman image it has today, and you’re slowly diluting his hard work with your lackluster life.
P.S. Have you ever been so masculine that you grew antlers? Because your dad has.
Thanks to Itsjoshryan on tumblr for the submission.
Chuck Taylor DC Comics - Batmobile (Kids 1-3 yr), $37, Converse
Although the current DC Comics x Converse catalog is pretty sweet, none of the designs have really made me rush out to purchase a pair of kicks; partially because I seldom wear sneakers, and primarily because when I do, I already own a pair of vintage Batman x Converse hi-tops. That said, it appears that I’ve finally encountered the only exception: if these Batmobile Chucks were available in adult sizes, I would stock up on a few backup pairs and wear them EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Get on it, Converse.
Someone please buy me these shoes!
Superheroes Art Print - by Danny Haas
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Spider-Man | Superman | Iron Man | Batman
Dating Purgatory
So I would consider Mid-July to be my dating purgatory. Won’t work out with local girls nor can I quite get to the city/college girls.
Locals: I can’t date any local girls (Marion County) in mid-July because in a few weeks I will be moving back to Birmingham. 3 weeks of a relationship will soon turn into a long-distance relationship and we all know those are shit.
City: On the other side, I can’t really meet new girls from Bham/UAB during these weeks because I’m not quite in Birmingham yet. Yeah so I’ll be in Bham once a week for drumline rehearsals, but that’s not enough.
So there’s a rant about my dating limbo in mid-july. Can’t go local and can’t yet go city.
P.S. don’t you dare be a smartass and say that everyday is my dating purgatory…
Justice League Band by MBecks14
Bats on bass…of course.
Available as a t-shirt.
this shirt will be in my possession.
Your dad was into Asian women before you were and your diversified gene pool is proof of it. He lusted after those hot lady lotus flowers and they haunted his dreams while he cold sweated yellow fever each night. Then, late one evening after ingesting copious amounts of firewater he met her, your Far East mom. With the courage juice in full effect, he asked her out. This photo was snapped shortly after her fearful response of yes.
So hipsters, next time you’re manhandling yourself to a photo a Karen O. while listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, remember this…
Your dad is the white rice in your mom’s stir-fry.
Big thanks to Shane for today’s photo
GPOY of freshman year….and always.
